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5 Funny Phrases to Use When You Want to Say that Someone is Dumb!

Posted on May 18, 2010 by Melanie

5 Funny Phrases to Use When You Want to Say that Someone is Dumb!

May 18, 2010 by Melanie

5 Funny English Phrases to Use When You Want to Say that Someone is Dumb! | English Teacher Melanie

In English, we have lots of creative and colourful ways of saying that someone is not very smart! It’s not very nice to call someone ‘dumb’ or ‘stupid’, so in English we have a lot of funny expressions to use instead.
 

 

1. He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed!

There are many other versions of this expression:
Someone is …

…not the brightest crayon in the box
…not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
…not the sharpest knife in the drawer
…not the brightest star in the sky
…not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
…not the quickest bunny in the forest

Notice that they all have the same form:
[Someone] is not the [superlative] __________ in / on the ____________

These are all different ways of saying: [Someone] is not the smartest person in the world!

 

2. He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal!

This expression means that the person’s mind it not all there or complete. It means they’re a few brains cells short of a complete, active brain! Their brain is missing something, and therefore, they’re not that smart.

[‘A Happy Meal’ is what children can get at McDonald’s: a hamburger, a drink, french fries and a toy.]

Other versions:
Someone is…

…one crayon short of a box
…two pennies short of a nickel
…a few colors short of a rainbow.
…a few sandwiches short of a picnic
…a few cards short of a full deck
…a few peas short of a casserole
…a few clowns short of a circus
…a few players short of a team.

 

Similar expressions:

He’s missing a few buttons on his remote control.
He doesn’t have all the chairs at the table.

 

3. The elevator doesn’t go to the top floor.

This expression is also a way of saying that someone is slightly crazy and lacking common sense, in addition to not being very smart.

 

4. The light is on but nobody’s home.

This expression is a way of saying that someone is very, very [mentally] slow.

 

5. Somewhere there’s a village missing its idiot.

The “village idiot” is a very common character in English. It’s an informal expression used to describe someone in a village [group, community, town, city, country, etc.] who is really quite stupid and whose behaviour is quite bizarre!

NOTE: This expression should only be used in extreme circumstances, such as your worst enemy! Calling someone “an idiot” is not very nice.

 

Do you have any creative expressions in your language to say someone is not very smart?

 

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Comments

  1. Gimmy says

    May 19, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    Very interesting! It’s hard to find these expressions! I didn’t know them! Thanks Melanie!

  2. dinh says

    May 22, 2010 at 7:54 am

    i agree with Gimmy…

  3. Gabriela says

    July 24, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    we use something like ,,he doesnt have all 5 together´´Im not sure if its reffering to fingers, but it definitelly means that someone is crazy or reckless maybe, also you can say, It´s splashing on his beacon, or He speaks faster than he thinks, thats all I can remember now 🙂

    • Melanie says

      July 24, 2012 at 7:19 pm

      Those are great expressions, Gabriela!

      I like “He speaks faster than he thinks!” Ha ha! I know many people who do that.

      = )

  4. Megan says

    September 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    I always thought it was
    …Not the brightest bulb in the patch.
    But pack makes much more sense. Lol… ;D

  5. Gianmarco says

    December 9, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    I know someone who “flies a bit close to the cuckoo´s nest” = bonkers / nuts / crazy / mad

    • Melanie says

      December 9, 2012 at 6:01 pm

      I’ve never heard that expression, Gianmarco! It’s not a common expression, but it’s related to the book & movie “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

      A ‘cuckoo’ is “a type of bird that lays its eggs in the nests of other birds and that has a call that sounds like its name.” [Merriam-Webster’s Learner’s Dictionary]

      If someone is ‘cuckoo,’ he/she is silly or crazy.

      “One flew over the cuckoo’s nest” is a line from an old nursery rhyme. In the case of the book/movie, the ‘cuckoo’s nest’ is the mental/psychiatric hospital.

      = )

  6. Tama says

    February 14, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    I’m glade that i knew that expression cos i didn’t know before…
    thank you Melanie

  7. sharon says

    May 30, 2014 at 6:58 am

    i agree with gimmy and dinh….:)

  8. Hieu says

    June 17, 2014 at 2:51 am

    Great job Melanie!
    Thank you 🙂

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